I was doing my exercise
s, I ran downstairs picked up a pound coin
I was talking to this red headed girl
as we headed towards the swimming
centre. I asked her what she was doing here. She told me she was going to
some atomic energy
by performing a special dance
. I asked her
how she was going to create the energy; she told me that there were two parts.
The first was to be flawlessly
clean, this meant she would have to shower and
clean herself with a pumice stone
. The second part was the dance; which would
be like a form of synchronized swimming
I asked if I could join in too, she seemed to be very happy at hearing this.
The girl told me to get ready in the men's changing rooms and meet her
pool side. So I did as I was told.
While I was changing I was talking to this guy about what I was going to do.
The guy knew exactly what was involved he even gave the cleaning a technical
name; talc free cleansing. When I looked up the guy had gone so I headed
towards the showers.
After I had given myself a good cleaning I headed for the pool. I didn't see
the girl, but there were a lot of people there so I asked them how I could
participate. I was told that I should just get in the water and with my face
submerged start to flail my arms and legs. I did this for a while and then I
started to feel silly so I got out of the pool and got changed.
As I headed out of the swimming pool centre I bumped into the girl, she was
with another girl and they were giggling. She asked me where I had been and I
replied I had attended. I asked her why I hadn't seen her. She smiled and
started giggling at her friend. I assumed she was just making fun of me so I
started walking away.
Her friend shouted at me to stop. I halted. Then her friend ran up to me and
told that her friend (the red headed girl) liked me. All I could think was
woah. I said to her friend that the feeling was mutual, and in fact that was
the reason why I participated in creating the atomic energy. Her friend
enquired if I could deal with the fact that her friend (the red headed girl)
was a centerfold. I said I didn't give a damn, I just liked her.
Then the red headed girl runs up to me with a big smile. I'm thinking I'm about
to get a big kiss. But no..instead she breaks out into some Broadway style
song singing how much she loves me. Hey, I was still flattered
I was at ideath
's state burial
. She must've been a big shot or something
because she was in full military dress uniform
. I noticed how cold
was. She looked like a sculpture
. As I came closer
to the casket
I knelt over and give the customary
kiss to both cheeks. I
think I was dreaming
in black and white
Next the everythingian thespian society
were discussing our next show. Turns
out this funeral was part of a play. I think were arguing about having to hire
someone outside of the troupe to play Cleopatra
. Ideath climbed out of the
casket and suggested she could do it. We continued arguing.