has a one-track mind
My face felt kinda funny, so I went into the bathroom to look in the mirror. My mouth and nose had become a splotchypine's muzzle. I looked closer into the mirror. My eyes had changed as well. The roots of my hair showed that they were becoming zebra-striped and stiff - my hair was turning into a splotchypine's quills.
I noticed the pinkies had disappeared from my hands, and the thumbs had pushed forward. My fingernails were becoming jet-black claws. All of the hair on my arms was now splotchy-colored, though it wasn't yet fur, and the underlying skin was still how it was before.
I took off my shirt. I had breasts, two pairs in fact, the upper pair furred with the zipples zebra-striped, the bottom pair just starting to grow in (only the nipples had appeared so far).
I took off my pants. My penis had become a zebra-striped clitoris. My crotch was furred. Other than the clitoris I had no genitalia.
I was turning into Pascal.