Stockard Channing was in my house, talking on the phone. I was beginning to regret letting her stay at my house -- she was rude and seemed to think she was doing me a favor just by being here. I was going out of town, though, and there was no way to get out of it.

Then, I noticed that the door that leads from the kitchen to the garage was open, and the garage door was wide open, as well. This meant that she'd let my cat out, and I got really pissed off.

I went out and found my cat, and brought him back inside.

"You can't let my cat out," I tried telling her. "He can't go outside." She just rolled her eyes at me and gestured that that she was on the phone and shouldn't be interrupted.

It was getting close to the time I would have to leave, and Stockard Channing was going to let my cat out. This worried me, and I kept wishing she would just leave.

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