The evil midget from the Wild Wild West.

World reknown for his crotch-level cinematography in Dockers commercials. Considered to be the World's Greatest Lover by many a bearded lady. Seen in public wearing crotchless panties.

He's bad, he's mad, and he's certainly not glad. He's never been had, and he has no dad, but he has started a fad about Cheryl Ladd.

See also: scrotum, factotum, evil midgets.

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