Findings:

• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• CTN Cash & Carry Ltd. v. Gallagher
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• credit card
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• You, standing
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Do not cash the refund check
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• real hackers don't use variable types
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Credit Card companies
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Don't use the handicapped stall
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I must use the daylight to keep looking and the nights to write
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• credit card debt
• When writers use Latin
• credit card validation
• check card
• Credit Card Camping
• credit card game
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Use Singleton Classes
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Stoned music memories
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Opting out of pre-approved credit cards
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Bad credit credit card (user)
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• credit card fraud
• Or at least it used to be
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• A Mythology of the Credit Card
• credit card receipts
• Pre-approved credit cards
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• voice processing card
• video card
• collectible trading card game
• business card
• Greeting card
• punch cards
• House of cards
• baseball card
• 80-column card
• wild card
• natural card
• card condom
• debit card
• Sea card
• Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
• get well card
• savings card
• Discount card at the hippie grocery
• CardCaptor Sakura
• organ donor's card
• hotswapping ISA cards
• Green Card
• high card points
• Wild Cards
• pull your card
• Hanafuda
• security card shuffle
• Getting carded
• Zener cards
• Get out of jail free card
• Library Card
• swiss card
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• tart cards
• Card Fighters Clash
• blow-in card
• bind-in card
• Pick a card, any card
• Counting cards
• A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
• Play the cancer card
• Get out of Hell free card
• American Express Card
• Discover Card
• cigarette cards
• Student Advantage Card
• A business card left for my daughter, the waitress
• Subway Club Card
• Online greeting cards
• Octopus Card
• cue card
• face card
• red card
• trading card
• "super" memory card
• promo card
• marked card
• Prerelease card
• write right wright rite
• Wizards of the Coast Christmas Cards
• The Phatt Island Library Card Catalog
• voter registration card
• blue card
• ability card
• 52 card pickup
• QSL card
• The Deck of Cards Quandary: Quantum Superposition
• Card Cheat
• CD-ROM² & Super CD-ROM² System & Arcade Cards
• POST diagnostic card
• premium foil card
• Wisconsin Card Sorting Test
• insurance card
• Card counter
• hole cards
• Idiot Card
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• hole card
• Seven card stud
• Reward Card
• dance card
• Index card
• Card Fighters 2 Expand Edition
• Green Card Lottery
• card captor
• Harry Potter Trading Card Game
• Play the race card
• Gold card

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