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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
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• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
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• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
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• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
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• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
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• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
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• Think globally, don't act.
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• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
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• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
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• I try not to think about it
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• Don't Make Me Think
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• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• I'm All You Can Think About
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• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
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• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
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• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
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• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
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• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
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• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
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• People don't flail when they die
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Think About Mutation
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Don't Worry About the Government
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• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
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• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• When you're home alone
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• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't feel the same way about you
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• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• How To Think About God
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• When you're alone
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• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Sing when you're winning
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
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• When I think of him now I can smell horses
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• You know you're in the SCA when
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
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• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
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• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
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• I don't think I like love
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• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• I don't think I like your system

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