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• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• There is no suck, only blow
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There is no real me
• there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• There is no data, only XUL.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• No, don't click that!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• There is no enemy anywhere
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• There are no seasons in California
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• In Heaven there is No Beer
• You just don't get it
• there are no gods in foxholes
• It only hurts when I breathe
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The Real Science Behind the X-Files
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• There is no answer; there is no question
• The place where there is no darkness
• Beyond whose nearness there is no beyond
• How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
• We journal only when we hurt
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• There is no god but God
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Go where there is no snow
• There is no such thing as a love story
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• why don't you just?
• Why is there no socialism in the United States?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• There is only one season in Houston
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Her hair, tangled
• We've Only Just Begun
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• The Sun Hath No Long Journey
• edev: long node title in Random Nodes fix
• There are no three letter .coms left
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• There is no time paradox
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• There's no replacement for displacement
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• Don't go there! (category)
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• And there find God in everyone
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• credibility is the only real currency
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Why there are such long words in German
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• There is no spoon
• There are no transitional fossils
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Why there is no moloch13
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• There's no place like homenode
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• How to scream when no one is looking
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• There is no frigate like a book
• There is no dream but this.
• There is no
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• Just say no to TV
• Only the gods are real.
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• There are no sleep in can
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There are no small roles
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• speak only when spoken to
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• There can be only one
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'll get there when I get there
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• A long title for a short and simple piece
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• There is no c in Rishi
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Don't You Hate
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• There is no place in suburbia for beauty
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• when the wind is blowing just right
• There is only now
• No fire, just madness
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• Rape committed by women
• There's no better mirror than a child
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Without zazen, there is no Zen
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• When is a name just a name?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• There is no such thing as society
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• don't try to find words
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• If there is a God, I hate her

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