• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't Worry About the Government
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• It only hurts when I breathe
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We journal only when we hurt
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Immanent Will
• Nothing Will Die
• A hollow longing in her that will last
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Providence will provide
• Will Greenwood
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• I Will Show You Fear in a Handful of Text: The 2005 Halloween Horrorquest
• One day we will burn
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Boots that will induce a mindfuck
• You Worry Too Much
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• I don't kiss
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't think I like love
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Where the sun don't shine
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't know how to smile
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• but don't take my word for it
• I don't get it
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• Stand still until your feet hurt
• For Your Eyes Only
• Your only fault is your humanity
• text only
• Only Yesterday
• Members Only Jacket
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• Only an ocean away
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Slappers Only
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• second innocence
• sloppy seconds
• The Beatles' Second Album
• The Second Jungle Book
• Second April
• Second Asclepiad Stanza
• Second curtain flash
• Second Age
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2006 - Theatre Quest Entries
• in which lead gliders freeze against the sun for 0981 seconds of Earth-shattering beauty
• Omniscience and free will are contradictory
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• will vs. shall
• Jack will speak to you
• God's will v. God's plan
• A Linux certification will void your MCSE
• Soft-quietly, it will take you
• William John Wills
• I will not dignify that question with an answer
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• My love will never die
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• better than a living will
• Will Night Never Come?
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• i do not worry about
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• No, don't click that!
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Being a dickhead
• I don't want a calculator
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't
• Don't think of...
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I don't care about the air
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Cotton
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Motorbikes and horses don't mix
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people

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