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• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• When I Touch You
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't call me white
• Being a dickhead
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Make Me Think
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• man when you are telling me how it was
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't let me die nervous
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• When your presents give me hives
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Don't send me roses
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• People don't flail when they die
• Touch Me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Dont come near me (user)
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Don't call me Asian
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't mind if you forget me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• customers don't trust me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't touch your brain
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Don't touch the green sauce
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I walk around when I'm high
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Don't stand so close to me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• No one touches me
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Don't Pass Me By
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Don't tell me about her
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't call me Debbie
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Don't tell me everything
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't Blame Me
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• If not me, who? If not now, when?

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