Findings:

• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Women want me when I'm taken
• They don't touch me the same way
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• People don't flail when they die
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Don't stand so close to me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I know more when I'm alone
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Please Don't Bury Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Stoned music memories
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• They Don't Want Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't be an IM phantom
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• When I Touch You
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't tell me about her
• Touch Me You Fool
• Just don't expect me to understand
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Break me. I'm elated.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't Make Me Think
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the way you don't look at me
• I walk around when I'm high
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Being a dickhead
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't send me roses
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't call me white
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Dont come near me (user)
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down

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