• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Cats don't have brakes
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• They have no bones.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• They could have saved Kevin
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You don't have any real problems
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• They don't know what I've done
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Baptist jokes
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• You stole what they would have given you
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Why don't I have votes today?
• They don't touch me the same way
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• institutions have lives of their own
• People want what they cannot have
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have a punklin and you don't
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• They don't know what they're missing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Don't fight the internet
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They Have a Word for It
• They have taken enough
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Rape committed by women
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You don't have to remember my name
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They who monitor the Internet
• I don't have a television set
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Stoned music memories
• People don't flail when they die
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• They must have faces
• General sexuality newsgroup
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• This is the part i wanted to see; about the mental institution
• They don't understand my tea
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• They Don't Want Me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• i dont talk like this in real life
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Some flies have all the luck
• The choice you have to make
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• AES may have been broken
• You, standing
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• we have sought the ugliest things
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution
• Internet addiction
• A Timeline of the Internet
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Scientology v. the Internet
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• RFC 1438
• Internet Chess Club
• The internet is for porn.
• to you: Future Internet Anthropologist
• mental floss
• 1983 Mental Health Act

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