• Being a dickhead
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't ask don't tell
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Don't be an IM phantom
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Show, don't tell
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'm scared of my car
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't tell me everything
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't tell mommy
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• tell
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel

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