• Don't take sex too seriously
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• but don't take my word for it
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• A reason to drink
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• It's too damn hot here: a Melbourne nodermeet
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12.2 Classes are instances too
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• The Rent Is Too Damn High Party
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Rape committed by women
• You take up too much space
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• don't repeat yourself
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't know what to do with you
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't pull the stop button!
• Don't leave
• Eat it, don't read it
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Work like you don't need the money
• Don't Follow
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Sleep in the Subway
• You don't need a reason to cry
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Why I don't celebrate thanksgiving
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Take it easy
• take a whiz
• how to take apart an orange pip
• How to take a punch
• I Will Take You Home
• How to take care of candles
• Take A Message
• Death rarely takes in comic books
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• Give and Take
• The journey my heart must take alone
• Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• too busy to think
• Grandpa Too Far
• Long, Too Long America
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• No shot too cheap
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Capitalism urges you to define yourself through your purchases
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6.2 Named 'let'
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 15 Engines
• You can never get away from yourself
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• Save Yourself
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• God damned sons of bitches
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Safeway of the damned
• the best damned story ever written
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't give up
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't hold your breath
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream
• They don't understand my tea
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• real hackers don't use variable types
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't remember all that much
• don't cry over spilled milk
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• hummingbirds don't sing
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't know how to smile
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't get it
• my take on everything
• and if you do, take pictures
• Take a moment to remember where you are
• Take the "A" Train
• Seventeen Hours of MTV's Take a Stand Against Discrimination
• take for a ride
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• The Muppets Take Manhattan
• Take the edge off
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• the shadow takes on substance
• Your God Is Too Small
• Not too far back in time
• Perils of being too good at your job
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Graceland Too
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Nahoo Too
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Teach Yourself Scheme
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 8.3 fluid-let
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 17.3 CGI script utilities
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• Introducing yourself to the large-breasted man
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• Stand and unfold yourself
• Damning with faint praise
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 9
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Tale of a Damned Soul
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't fuck llamas
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Laugh
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Don't ask don't tell
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all

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