Findings:

• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When you're dead, you're dead
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You're never around when I need you
• Tag, you're dead
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• My microwave can stop time
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• when you're ready to touch me again
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Dead languages don't change
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• When should a firm stop production?
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When You're Evil
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• People don't flail when they die
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When water chokes you
• Piero Manzoni
• Stop Dead
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight
• When I sleep, its not quiet
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• There are no sleep in can
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Swing when you're winning
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When can it end?
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Stoned music memories
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Nothing can stop me now
• When the words stop working
• You know you're a geek when...
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you blow out like a dead star
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Don't pull the stop button!
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Sing when you're winning
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Don't saddle a dead horse
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I'll explain it when you're older
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• You know you're blacked out when...
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• When are you going to stop running?
• When you're alone
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• When you're home alone
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• like you're blind but still can see
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't Sleep in the Subway
• Don't Stop
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When I am dead, my dearest
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• There is nothing the dead can do
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations

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