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• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• Capitalize, please
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't believe in anything
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• It don't mean anything moves
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't mess with Texas
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Just don't expect me to understand
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I don't understand vegetarians
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• lizards don't understand
• I don't understand math
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Please Don't Destroy
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Why don't you drink?
• Saying what you don't mean
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't call me white
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't want children
• Don't Drink the Water
• I don't see like you
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Mountain Don't
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I don't like moving.
• Don't piss here
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I don't remember
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Vote!
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Show, don't tell
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I don't think of her
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't beat around the bush
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't do that then!
• Why don't men shave?
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't call it San Fran
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't shit where you eat
• Americans don't speak English
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• you don't want to know
• Don't order meat well-done
• We don't need no education
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Baptist jokes
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Boys Don't Cry
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach

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