• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Angry Man is Following Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Make Me Bad
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• That one makes me scream, she said
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Make Me Mommy
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• the way you don't look at me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Bleed Like Me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• when you're ready to touch me again
• customers don't trust me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Loves me like a bottle
• Make me one of you
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• And it makes me wonder
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Make me one with everything
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• earn it. make me love you.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• My Company Likes Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Don't stand so close to me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Do you like me?
• Republican Like Me
• Don't call me Debbie
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Your tears make me smile
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• He brings me books like flowers
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You wouldn't recognize me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• They Don't Want Me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I wouldn't date me
• treat me like a woman
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• graveyards make me wet
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Things that make me feel feminine
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• You like me, you really like me!
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Look siad me Be like me
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't quote me on that
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.

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