Findings:

• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Our God, He Is Alive
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I married him because he was not mean
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He loved Big Brother.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't fuck llamas
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• My God, don't tempt me!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• He tampered in God's domain
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Fuck you and your Big Sky Daddy
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• You don't know my GOD
• The Big Space Fuck
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Fuck your god
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• God with a big G
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• Don't expect God to save you
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't fuck the corpses
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Don't escort the big chariot
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• He don't know
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I am the god of fuck!
• Don't Go Out the Door
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• don't look, sleeping (stylesheet)
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• Fuck me
• People have fucked up before
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Fucked up ways to die
• Like fuck, said the duck
• Gloranthan Storm Gods
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Mythos : Roman to Greek - A table of Gods
• To Love is to Reach God
• Traffic Light Gods
• The natural man is an enemy to God
• Without religion, there is no God
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• God is a pronoun
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• City of God Book III : 2
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• City of God Book XVIII : 3
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Of Gods and Men: Logos
• big blue room
• Putting God to the test
• Big House
• The Stage Manager is God
• God in the Streetlight
• Usenet Big 8
• Time and God
• The Big Four
• The Art of Writing Translations: Third Chapter: On the Subject of God
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• No Gods / No Managers
• M. Hotel's Big Painful Dental Surgery Log
• God Is My Co-Pilot
• Big Alba (user)
• God's child (user)
• Big Business in Nazi Germany
• Gods, Demi-Gods & Heroes
• Big Five
• god damn the sea (user)
• Big, Scary, Grizzled Waitress
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Big fish, little fish, cardboard box
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Big Bend National Park
• God's Truce
• Big Sur
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Big Chuds (user)
• cruel god
• Tokyo Big Sight
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• Big Dead Place
• The Big Over Easy
• great things he has taught us
• Big Red (user)
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• mad he (user)
• very big (user)
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• Humanity is kind of a big deal
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Don't Be Afraid
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He taught me how to smoke
• I don't want children
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• For he is an Englishman
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• don't cry
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't tell me everything
• real hackers don't use variable types
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't take breathing for granted
• I don't remember all that much
• I don't think I like love
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• E2 Options: Don't default to writeup edit on e2nodes (document)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't feel very proud
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Rules that don't apply to you
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't Be Evil
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?

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