Findings:
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't Blame Me
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- don't blame me for your anger
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- Don't tell me about her
- Just don't expect me to understand
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Don't let me die nervous
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- the way you don't look at me
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- If you're hungry, blame me
- Stoned music memories
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Blame It on Me
- Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- Dont come near me (user)
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Don't stand so close to me
- talk to me not the computer
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- blame me
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Don't call me Asian
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- St. Peter don't you call me
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Can't you hear me knocking
- Where you can't find me
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- How to use your computer as an entertainment center
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- customers don't trust me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- My God, don't tempt me!
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- They Don't Want Me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Don't quote me on that
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Dont come near me. (user)
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Don't Make Me Think
- Can't Buy Me Love
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- Don't Tell Me
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- Don't say yes if you can't say no
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I don't care what color your computer is
- the best way to sit at and use your computer
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Computers Near Me
- Computers are holding me hostage
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Can't change me
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Don't tread on me
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't tell me everything
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Don't Use Singleton Classes
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't Give Me Names
- real hackers don't use variable types
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Don't leave me alone
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Don't wait up for me
- Don't Pass Me By
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- They don't touch me the same way
- Don't call me white
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Don't send me roses
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Don't use the handicapped stall
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
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