• Don't Be Evil
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be sad
• don't be a girl
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• all the cute guys will be there
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Don't Be Afraid
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't want to be successful
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I used to be a carpenter
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Be Still
• needto be (user)
• Always Be My Baby
• How to request that your writeup be deleted
• They will not be named!
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Your god might be evil....
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• we can all just be around other people
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't remember
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't want to go home
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I don't give a toss
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• They Don't Want Me
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• E2 Options: Don't default to writeup edit on e2nodes (document)
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• I don't care. That's genius.
• Ice Girls Don't
• Don't Stop
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• don't say the words
• two girls and a guy
• Guys with shaved legs
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
• What guys do with their penis
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• The Guy Code
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Guy Negre
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• I should be able to remember your face
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The Lines That Used To Be
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• When shall I be free?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Beware! This might be reality!
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• gods we may be
• I will be your young sinner
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Just Be
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Throw aside your holiday crutches, and BE HEALED!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't like moving.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I don't
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't run over fire hose
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You're a poet and you don't even know it

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