Findings:
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- don't be absurd (user)
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
- Don't Be Afraid
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I don't want to be alone
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Be careful and don't fall down
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- The page cannot be displayed
- I don't want to be successful
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't Be Evil
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Don't be sad
- don't be a girl
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- So you want to be a star?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- TV can be a good thing
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Paid to be nice
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Why Can't This Be Love
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- Freedom is free of the need to be free
- Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- ull be late (user)
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Maybe tomorrow we'll be on that plane.
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- Sometimes it be's that way
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- If your wish be to close me
- Be Nice
- Make pages using the Symbol font display correctly in Mozilla/Firefox
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't defile my sex
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't call it San Fran
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- They don't understand my tea
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
- Don't you know that's a sin?
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- Don't develop your dirty pictures at CVS
- So you don't have to
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Don't knock the glock
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- Lord willin' and the creek don't rise
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- our machines don't go that way
- Dont come near me (user)
- We don't want this place. This is not us.
- E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I wanna be your dog
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Any song can be a love song
- To be at loggerheads
- Don't go into the basement
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
- Be a problematic duck over there
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
- It couldn't be
- The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- Not to be sold separately
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Be fruitful and multiply
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- We Can Be Together
- Just be home in time for supper
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Glitter and Be Gay
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- I will always be in the details
- No one can be in two places at once
- Let It Be (user)
- there will be a last
- painting stars that have not come to be
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- phage display
- Multimedia computer system displays TV programs
- Don't try this at home
- Don't Vote!
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- Don't Give Me Names
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