• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Be careful and don't fall down
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• what it takes to be a fool
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't want to be successful
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't Be Evil
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• don't be a girl
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't be sad
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It is better to be thought a fool
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Don't Be Afraid
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• There will be no more stories to read
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• i want to be a dj
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• as X as I Need to Be
• Don't stand so close to me
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I don't understand vegetarians
• customers don't trust me
• where the family tree don't fork
• Information you don't need
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't leave
• Eat it, don't read it
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Where the sun don't shine
• I don't feel very proud
• I don't mind if you forget me
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• Don't Cotton
• why don't you just?
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't go there! (category)
• Don't yank my chain
• Fools Die
• Fool Moon
• You will be assimilated
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Information cannot be owned
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• So mote it be
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Glory Be
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• Evil be thou my good
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• What does it mean to be free?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Natural rights don't exist
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call it burnout
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Don't wait up for me
• dont (user)
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't touch the green sauce
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't Sleep in the Subway
• Dont come near me. (user)
• dont know (user)
• Don't open the nuclear reactor
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• I Don't Know (user)
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't feel gay
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• All Fools' Day
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Pound Fool (user)
• It could be the last time you see me alive

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