• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• They asked me to write a letter
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• They Don't Want Me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Make Me Think
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't send me roses
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• My God, don't tempt me!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Dont come near me (user)
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Ask Me Why
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Don't call me white
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Pass Me By
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• let me ask (user)
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't ask don't tell
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Don't Give Me Names
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• the way you don't look at me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't call me Asian
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• customers don't trust me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Somebody once asked me...
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Taste me, taste me
• You're not the boss of me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Feigning smiles for me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• My Company Trusts Me
• Wash Me!
• I know they are watching me
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Catch Me If You Can
• Take On Me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• She told me to say that
• math makes me smile
• The stone that told me
• feline allergies
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• It's important for me to remember these things
• As Nature is to Me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Kiss Me Baby
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• There is a panther stalks me down
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• What you do to me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Kiss me once and never again
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Me!! (user)
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• spare me (user)
• you hear me? (user)
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• I do not ask for her secret.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• electric you, electric me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I don't think of her
• hold me to this
• Why don't men shave?
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Don't lie. Ever.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide

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