Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't call me white
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• let me ask (user)
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't Give Me Names
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't ask don't tell
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't call me Asian
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• customers don't trust me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't wait up for me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• They Don't Want Me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't tell me about her
• Somebody once asked me...
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• They asked me to write a letter
• Don't Make Me Think
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't send me roses
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Ask Me Anything
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Dont come near me (user)
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I don't mind if you forget me
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• My God, don't tempt me!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Pass Me By
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Ask Me Why
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't let me die nervous
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The day Anubis hit on me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• 80s music made me gay
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• the me (user)
• If you told me this never happened
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• A crow shook down on me
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Listen to me!
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• She loves me, she loves me not
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Your Body Above Me
• I've got the music in me
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Choose a star with me
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• when you're ready to touch me again
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The Traveling Me (user)
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• If You Have to Ask
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• I don't remember
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• Show Me your Crits
• Cats don't masturbate
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• don't shoot the messenger
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Capitalize, please
• I don't believe in Forever
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit

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