• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't call me Asian
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't call me Debbie
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't let me die nervous
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Just Me (user)
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I'm just a bill
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Pass Me By
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Don't leave me alone
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm just here for the candy
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• She just looks at me
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Don't stand so close to me
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• People just expect things from me
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Rape committed by women
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Pencil me in for next Tuesday
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Just before you make that next move...
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I smile just because you exist
• Because I'm an adult
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't be an IM phantom
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Just Let Me Breathe
• it's just me (user)
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Just because it happened to you
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't Make Me Think
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit

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