Findings:

• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Shoot the Piano Player
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Please Don't Bury Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• They Don't Want Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't be an IM phantom
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Player Piano
• Studies for Player Piano
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't tell me about her
• I'm not in love, set me free
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Just don't expect me to understand
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• She only wants me for sex
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Dont come near me. (user)
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Chicks dig the piano player
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Hand me that piano
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• the way you don't look at me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Being a dickhead
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't send me roses
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't call me white
• don't shoot the messenger
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Dont come near me (user)
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't mind if you forget me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't Give Me Names
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't Pass Me By
• I'm Only Sleeping
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Women only like me for my mind
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Don't call me Asian
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• customers don't trust me
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!

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