Findings:

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Don't work at a golf course
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't Block the Box
• Arguments don't change minds
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why Don't You?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• I don't
• Don't think of...
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I don't care about the air
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Cotton
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Motorbikes and horses don't mix
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• don't damage the telepath
• If at first you don't secede
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• All that I am and ever want to be
• The bravest man I've ever known
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• did you ever wonder (user)
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The Book of Lies
• History is a lie; fiction is the only truth
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 69
• The roots of violence and crime in society lie beyond the stereotypes
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• Here Dead Lie We
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Dead languages don't change
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to go home
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• don't cut off your nose to spite your face
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• don't look (user)
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I don't care. That's genius.
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• We don't make good wives
• To June, from Eric
• Don't talk shop in a club
• Now more than ever
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Nothing ever changes
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 6
• Astro City #5
• Dreams lie beneath my pillow
• the cake is a lie
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I don't kiss
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• If you don't like it, leave
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• E2 Options: Don't default to writeup edit on e2nodes (document)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I dont no (user)
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• I don't swing that way
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't smoke
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Will I ever know?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• Prince of Lies
• These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
• The Difficulty lies in Integration
• Kiss the wounds clean with lies
• 14 lies and you're done
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• No, don't click that!
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Being a dickhead
• I don't want a calculator
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• don't waste punctuation
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't send me roses
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• Don't C! this writeup
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• drug don'ts
• Don't choke

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