• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• It only hurts when I breathe
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• We journal only when we hurt
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Don't Worry About the Government
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Ito Jakuchu
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't take breathing for granted
• I don't remember all that much
• don't cry over spilled milk
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• hummingbirds don't sing
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Computer games banned in Greece
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• don't throw good money after bad
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• dont know_root (category)
• we don't precisely know
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Please don't send your resume
• Hurt me plenty
• Hurt the team by beating yourself
• World's Only Corn Palace
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• The only date I never went on
• I can only speak for myself
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Only Revolutions
• Second Division
• second banana
• Evolution is iterative feedback against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, motherfucker
• Sins of the Fathers : Spring the Second
• She touched my life for a second and made everything peach-scented
• 30 Seconds to Mars
• Second grade treehouse kisses
• Second Book of Discipline
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• T.A.Z.: The Will To Power as Disappearance
• I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
• How the universe will end
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Will Eisner
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• Declaration of the freedom of the will over the body
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Will O' the Mill; The Plain and the Stars
• We will fight and I will win
• Will's Quills
• The next life will be better
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• She Will Have Her Way
• So the sheep will push back
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• maybe everything will work out after all
• no worries, no bothers, no captains, no fathers
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• No, don't click that!
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Why Don't You?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• first impressions don't always count
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't knock the glock
• Bunnies and Easter don't mix
• I still don't even know you
• I don't want a label
• I dont know_root (category)
• Don't Believe the truth
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't Read This Book if You're Stupid
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• ha ha only serious
• Girls who only date jocks
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• tato (and tato only) (user)
• The only witness to a suicide
• Making paper angles
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• Knowing of this only lessens you
• Second wave ska music
• second chance
• 7 Seconds
• The Second Coming of Christ
• Second Age of Mankind
• second fiddle
• Women's second shift
• August approaches: Vietnamese Communism during the Second World War
• My second Medieval Feast
• Second Step
• Why wind will rule all
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• There will be time
• Eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what we will
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• The end will be a sellout
• Will Scarlett
• Life will get easier
• No I will not fix your computer
• Kurt Vonnegut on Free Will
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Force of Will
• Our world will change
• I will show you the art of Creation
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• will do (user)
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Parents don't understand the new economy

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