• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• People just expect things from me
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't send me roses
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't Make Me Think
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Rape committed by women
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Dont come near me (user)
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• why the Napster issue is about a lot more than just music
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I'm just here for the candy
• Tell me a story about rains
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Don't wait up for me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• i'm just a girl
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Me and Edith Head
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I don't care about the air
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• why don't you just?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I know what I'm talking about
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I'm not talking about
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Just call me fluffy
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• What a Shame About Me
• What, me worry?
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• customers don't trust me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• i do not worry about
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm not in love, set me free
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Break me. I'm elated.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Just Let Me Breathe
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Tell me a story about clouds
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Don't call me white
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me about your faith
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about brains

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