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• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Stoned music memories
• They don't understand my tea
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Why don't I have votes today?
• They Have a Word for It
• They have taken enough
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• A reason to drink
• They who monitor the Internet
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• They Don't Want Me
• Baptist jokes
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Don't fight the internet
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• They must have faces
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• They don't touch me the same way
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• They could have saved Kevin
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They don't know what they're missing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• institutions have lives of their own
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Rape committed by women
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• People want what they cannot have
• You stole what they would have given you
• I don't have a television set
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• don't live with your clients
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• You Don't Say
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• Don't Blow Bubbles
• Don't Deny Me_root (category)
• don't open the box of stereotypes
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You Can't Have Mary
• Knots I have known and loved
• Art has an actual purpose
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Basis of the Orange Institution
• Internet Exploiter
• The Internet is an organism
• Internet Anagram Server
• The Next Little Letter: The Vowels of the Internet
• Internet Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts
• Internet License
• Internet that logs onto you
• The Internet Public Library
• The Internet is a series of tubes
• The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley
• mental maniak (user)
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The owls are not what they seem
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Love the one you don't need
• I don't want to see her
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't Blame Me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway

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