• Don't take sex too seriously
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Rape committed by women
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Stoned music memories
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Getting wax out of carpet
• Life. Get one. (user)
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• How to pack someone out of your life
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• Take a bite out of crime!
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Life. Get one._root (category)
• Life's too short for mild salsa
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Take life by the hand
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• How to escape domestic violence
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Get out of jail free card
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get a life!
• won’t take no for an answer
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Get a rise out of someone
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Need to get out more
• Get a Life
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• I fucking love you, don't you get it!
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• How to get more out of Psi
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Life is too short to use low-quality herbs and spices
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• Get Out
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Life's too complex
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• You take up too much space
• Get out of Hell free card
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Life is too short
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I don't get many things right the first time
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Life will get easier
• get out the vote
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I told you I love you, now get out
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• take the wind out of one's sails
• A reason to drink
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Got to Get You into My Life
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Life's too quick a thing
• Brother Damien Takes Out the Moose
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• What happens when you get too lonely
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Can't get you out of my head
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Getting water out of a cactus
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• Life inside out
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Life's Too Good
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Life gets in the way of words
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Get out the crying towel
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• How to get a Goth out of a tree

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