• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Stoned music memories
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Life Is So Good
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• Say It Ain't So
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• So you don't have to
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I don't want to fall so easily
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Don't stand so close to me
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Take life by the hand
• The ending of Sinfjatli, Sigmund's Son
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• Fortunate Son
• Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
• kiss my brilliant daughter, my homeborn son
• this aint a sean (user)
• Take a leak
• spit take
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Take one for the team
• Boys Don't Cry
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• take for a ride
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Our nostalgia ghosts are ready to take your place
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Take Two Interactive
• long take
• Information you don't need
• Death takes a piss
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• take (user)
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• I don't feel the same way about you
• Rape committed by women
• Why stars twinkle and planets don't
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• It don't mean anything moves
• Lord willin' and the creek don't rise
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
• In short, don't be an asshole
• Don't fight the internet
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• A Life Less Ordinary
• A Design For Life
• Life on the Mississippi
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Strings of Life
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• A New Lease on Life
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Pondering the life of a Guinea Pig
• Putting your life in the hands of an idiot
• Life isn't always precious
• life through death
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• life zone
• Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
• The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Subjective argument for eternal life
• quarter life crisis
• Still Life with Spherical Mirror
• Life With Bonnie
• The Life of Alfred I
• The secret life of a ballot counter
• pimp for life (user)
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• How to fake your own life
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The Life and Loves of a She-Devil
• The Crimson Permanent Assurance
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Elsie Marley's Grown So Fine
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• It hasn't been so long, but
• you are so tiny
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You could be so delicious
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• So, So, Rock-A-By So!
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• It is the uncertainty of life-threatening moments that I so dread, and so love
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I am so an American
• Why so serious?
• Son of "Intellectually Bludgeon Your Faith"
• Steptoe and Son
• Son of Dracula
• Allah Had No Son
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• I ain't mad at him
• God son (user)
• Ain't It Cool News
• Take That
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Please take a number
• you don't want to know
• Take Back Vermont
• Don't fuck llamas
• The right way to take a bath
• Why don't you drink?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• takes a licking and keeps on ticking
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• The pictures that I didn't take
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Taking Drugs To Make Music To Take Drugs To
• Don't tell me everything
• please take me to see my mother
• Don't call it burnout
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Don't expect God to save you
• You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
• you don't talk much
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't feed the Faradays
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Rocko's Modern Life
• Doing something with your life
• If my life were an arcade game
• The Impact of Epilepsy on Quality of Life

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