Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Don't start with the "I love you" routine. My soul just got back from the cleaners."

• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Love the one you don't need
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• why don't you just?
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• From five to death and back
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Back to Love
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
• We are starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• To America with Love: Letters From The Underground
• From Russia with Love
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Friendship's just another kind of love
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I fucking love you, don't you get it!
• Love poems from ancient Egypt
• Amidala Got Back
• I don't think I like love
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Back where we started
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I got it from Agnes
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I don't love you anymore
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Love forsakes us from time to time, and we forsake love.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• How to win back your soul in hell
• I just love that word Refooooorm!
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Redo from start
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• From the Orient, with love
• Your cable TV just got better!
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• The pennies from Heaven drop through my soul
• Love, as seen from the inside of my head
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• Soul Love
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Bruce Lee just fucking loved birthdays
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• love like you don't need the money
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Love is touching souls, surely you touched mine
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Looking Back With Love
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Baby Got Back
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Don't Need Love
• Don't Tell a Soul
• you, who maddened my soul with love
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Rape committed by women
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Don't Look Back
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Love poem from the monsters under my bed
• People just expect things from me
• A ladder back chair from Connecticut, c. 1800
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Stoned music memories
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Escape from Kathmandu
• back
• Finding yourself flung far from your everyday self
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Lie on your back and think of England
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• We've got company
• back propagation
• Pioneers Who Got Scalped
• back seat driver
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Back to Basom
• Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
• Back to square one
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Back in the Shit
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• back kick
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• They just kind of went away
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Node what you don't know
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Just Jen (user)

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