Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

Don't stand so close to me

created by Saxo Man

(idea) by iain (5.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Sep 21 2000 at 9:26:58

Despite the fact that before he became Sting plain old Gordon Sumner was an english teacher, this song is apparently a work of complete fantasy (a claim which is probably borne out by the fact that none of the pupils he taught has ever claimed to have had an affair with him). As quoted in Q Magazine in 1993:

"I was a teacher but I never had a relationship with any of my pupils, I wouldn't want to. You have to remember we were blond bombshells at the time [the track was released] and most of our fans were young girls so I started role playing a bit. Let's exploit that. And it really worked. You know that single sold a million copies in Britain. A million. Imagine that now?"


(thing) by gripdamage (2.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Aug 11 2002 at 8:13:31

Originally released in 1980 on the album Zenyatta Mondatta, this song was re-recorded by The Police in 1986; significantly, that recording has proven to be the last new studio material ever released by the group (although they never officially broke up). Starting with Ghost in the Machine (the album following Zenyatta), The Police sound began to change from their original reggae influenced rock sound (higher Stewart Copeland to Sting ratio), to a softer, polished, and more commercial sound (lower Stewart Copeland to Sting ratio, as evidenced by the similarity to String's solo work). "Don't Stand So Close To Me 86" seems an effort to move the song from the former sound to the latter. Sting and Stewart spent the studio production time feuding. Stewart says "We exchanged long, mutually abusive letters and took turns in the studio recording over each other's parts." Though Sting believes the new recording "seemed much more poignant than the original", Andy Summers sensibly says "the track is all right, but the original is much better."*

Part of the melody of the original recording made it into Dire Straits' song "Money For Nothing". Instead of singing "don't stand so, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me", Sting on backup sings "I want my, I want my, I want my MTV" to the same tune. Despite this being an arguably unnecessary and limited contribution to an otherwise entirely original work, Sting receives half the songwriting royalties for "Money For Nothing" thanks to this contribution, as well as the royalties for his backup vocals.  


* Quotes are from the book accompanying Message in a Box, The Police box set

printable version
chaos

Sex between a teacher and a student Poem to my English Teacher Lolita That last dance is still in my head
Woman and breasts are a bad combination It must be hard for God to get a date Vladimir Nabokov I want my MTV
The problem with Harley-Davidson motorcycles Innocent contact with his flesh Money For Nothing Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
The Police The joys of being jailbait thinkfuck These songs affect my heartbeat
The Prison House of Language Standing on the Corner Page 3 girl See one, do one, teach one
Everything popularity contest Gordon Sumner A Crush to Remember Synesthesia
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
The best nodes of all time:
Strange things homeless people have said to me
At the Borders of Queer Nation
Japanese verbs
Basics of Defensive Football
Burning Mouth Syndrome
Crash
Creole / Cajun Cuisine
Camille Paglia
Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
Clinical depression
down in the quarry there is no noise
Life is a Rock
Ferengi
New Writeups
TheOrientalAfrican
ToTheGuyWithAidsSittingN... (I Am Really Really Sorry)(person)
Heitah
Why I love Everything2(person)
trixingee
Dungeon Mastering for the first time(idea)
Netrat0
It's Called Subtext, Honey(person)
eyeofthebeholder
The Dragon(idea)
Heitah
consist, comprise, constitute, or compose(idea)
Meezzio
Gotlandssnus(thing)
argv
Astral Plane(idea)
Madara
One Winged Angel(fiction)
Tom Rook
Talk is cheap(poetry)
shaogo
Adelle Davis(person)
Aerobe
race car g sfjsgsd(poetry)
Binah
Dream Log: July 5, 2008(dream)
StrawberryFrog
Forgotten things in space(idea)
antigravpussy
velvet revolution fairy tale(idea)
This affordable entertainment brought to you by The Everything Development Company