Don't lick stuff when it's cold

(fiction) by the.web.hermit Wed Dec 12 2007 at 14:07:25

I knew I was going to die the second they took me to Antarctica. I knew how, the second I opened my eyes in horror.

"Are you going to shoot me?" I said hopefully.

"No. We're going to make you lick this metal pole sticking out of the ice."

BQ07

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