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Don't let the door hit you in the ass

created by Kesper North

(idea) by Kesper North (8.8 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Oct 31 2000 at 12:31:55

A phrase used when a person to whom one is ill-disposed and holds in contempt announces his or her intention to leave the area, or actually does so. The phrase literally means "move through the doorway quickly, otherwise the door will impact your posterior" and could be misconstrued as a helpful suggestion by the naive, but the emotional charge of the language clearly indicates eagerness on the part of the speaker to see the subject depart as quickly as possible.

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