Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Don't kill the fat man in the corner; he'll save your life someday."

• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Don't expect God to save you
• life always kills (user)
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• The Man He Killed
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Return of the Fat Man
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• Stoned music memories
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Fat Man
• a life in hell (user)
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How Video Games Saved My Life
• save and restore function in real life
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• The Modern Man's Guide to Life
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Magastromancy saved a life
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Life in Hell
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Rasputin : A hard man to kill
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• That punker chick who saved my life
• $50 will save your life
• The Fat Man
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't Fear the Fat
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Junk mail saved my life
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• The Big Fat Kill
• E2 saved my life
• Me and the Fat Man
• The Life and Times of Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
• Proper format will save your life
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• How female ejaculation saved my life
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Why does Man kill?
• old man in the corner
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Street Corner Society
• Wonderful Life
• The haunting poster in the corner
• Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
• Michael Corner
• Jeff Mann
• I don't give a shit
• To Serve Man
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• The Man with two Brains
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Method Man
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Outside man
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• The Bicentennial Man
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Sore throat cure
• I don't own a microwave
• A Man Said to the Universe
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• A man, a plan, a canal, Panama
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• The Mega Man Death Sound
• The Invisible Man (chapter11)
• Don't develop your dirty pictures at CVS
• The Young Man's Guide to Drinking and Dating
• Don't Need Love
• I made an old man cry
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• The Shaggy Man's Transformation
• Don't encourage people to read
• Hairy H Man
• Chinks don't fuck
• The Man from Utopia
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Hegemony of Man
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Burly Man
• Rules that don't apply to you
• Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• no man's hurting
• Don't Be Evil
• Little Man In My Head
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Really Really Big Man
• I don't know how to smile
• Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Linda Mann
• Fat Bastard
• four-letter man
• Missing Man Formation
• Wayne "Fat Boy" Ewing
• Rockman and Forte
• Fat Lenny
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• Fat Land
• "Hello, Man!" - "Axe Handle"
• fat hen
• South Kensington Preacher Man
• Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga
• Walking Man, An Annotated Index
• "WARNING! HELL is Waiting For YOU!"
• The Man Who Counted
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• area man (user)
• What the hell is wrong with society today?
• David Mann
• Mushroom Festival In Hell
• THE MAN #1 (user)
• Revolution for the Hell of It
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• Charisma Man
• hells Knight_root (category)
• Man Rolex watch (user)
• Hell Raiser_root (category)
• Man to Man
• Gravity Kills
• The Man in the Hole
• Kill your sampler
• The Man of Feeling
• kill -XCPU
• saved
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• How to save batteries in your digital camera
• What we think we know can kill us
• quick save
• I could've killed my father
• Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
• Internet Killed the Video Star
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• Kill Your Idol_root (category)
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• kill a bear
• Life After God
• Still Life
• the collisions of my life
• quality of life
• real life raygun
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town

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