• You know you've been away from home too long
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Coming Home to Traffic Patterns
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I just don't know when to quit.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• When you're home alone
• When Chris Came Home
• You know you're a geek when...
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When I left home
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Eye contact at a distance
• Major Tom (Coming Home)
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• when dogs puke
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• What to do when your husband comes home
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Animals which resemble their owners
• He Knows Not Their Names
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Coming Home
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• chickens coming home to roost
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• To Here Knows When
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Chickens coming home to roost: TNG
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You know you're in the SCA when
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Battersea Dogs Home
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• You know you're blacked out when...
• I know when the world will end
• Sucking at The Sims
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When The King Comes Home
• By their fruits you shall know them
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Home Owners Loan Corporation
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• I know why the caged bird sings... I know why
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• What you really need to know about Everything
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Things I want my child to know
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• You Know Who (user)
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• How do you know that name?
• The Three Princes and their Beasts
• RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
• Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
• Some virtues dig their own graves
• fattening the fruits of their orchards with war-dead
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• When Trumpets Fade
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When sex hurts (Men)
• when i hold you near
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When I Was a Lad
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• good vs. well
• Happy When It Rains
• Coming out to my parents
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• Valdez is Coming
• Paris... When it Sizzles!
• Long time coming
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• We get too tense when we drive
• dog slow
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• tofu dog
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Sauce au Chien (Caribbean "Dog Sauce")
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• going to the dogs
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Chili dog
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• How to win a hot dog eating contest
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• My mistress had a little dog
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• You're the man now, dog!
• Corn Dog
• Turnspit Dog
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Rain Dogs
• Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Genocide
• Alvin's Hot Dog and Pie Haven
• Oklahoma Style Hot Dog
• All-time home run leaders
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• Distillation of home brew
• The mountain could be home
• Bringing it all back home again
• Home training
• Just be home in time for supper
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Leave your ego at home in the bathroom mirror
• Home before dinner
• Someone to Drive You Home
• If you want X, you know where to find it.

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