Findings:

• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I say goodbye and that seems to work
• Mr. T ate my balls
• Satan Is Boring
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• this doesn't work
• It seems easier
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• My town is the most boring place on earth
• Boring Larry
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• seems like yesterday, seems like forever
• eternity would be boring
• God probably doesn't exist
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Is this really what it seems?
• I seem to recognize your face
• boring PC-like cases
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• It seems like the right thing to do
• Nothing seems real until it touches you
• Boring Basalts
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• There are times when they seem to be right
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• The song that doesn't end
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Why is theater so boring
• doesn't
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• it all seems worth it
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• I can't find my feeding tube
• And People Say Supermarkets are Boring
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• this seems less than fair
• Seems Uncertain
• Math is not boring
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• He doesn't bite
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Baseball is a very boring sport
• We are committed to boring and unimaginative sex once per week
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Boring Story (user)
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• seem
• Further Seems Forever
• Novelty Effect cool; repetition boring
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• My aunt doesn't like them
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• The owls are not what they seem
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• Wayne Boring
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• I seem to be a verb
• boring beige box
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• size doesn't matter
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• The bar, at least, seems real
• Boring, Maryland
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I love how Everything2 doesn't show up in Google results
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• It may seem cruel, this joy I take
• Why StairMasters are boring

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