Do you want to get slapped?

You're getting too old for this
Who Daddy? Who? Who's getting too old?
Here, hold this book. You better not drop that book.
Daddy, daddy, could you please get me that one?
Don't start that up again. Do you want to get slapped?
How come I always have to walk?
Get yourself back over here! Don't make me come over there and slap you!
I want it!
That's it, we're leaving