Findings:
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- B Battery
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- The snow is the first distinct memory I have
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- DOS memory management
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- When I Touch You
- when you're ready to touch me again
- you exist only that the information may continue to exist
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- the only comfort we could ever have
- When I watch the living meet
- When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- When Titans Meet
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Move, and pretend you're still breathing
- I really have to do you now
- Companies that still do animal testing
- only when you cannot hear
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
- When to talk about religion
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- When you know things are just meant to be
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- It only hurts when I breathe
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- i only knew when silence screamed
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Stoned music memories
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- How do men touch you?
- You, standing
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I only smoke when I drink
- Cannibal Chickens do exist
- Only When I Lose Myself
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- When night taught you to let light talk
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Why males have nipples
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- Do what you have to do
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Why do children have to die?
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- we have to talk
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- What to do when your husband comes home
- when still her eyes held water
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
- For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- speak only when spoken to
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Write only memory
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- Do you remember when Everything was small?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Memory is best served when chilled
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