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• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you want to get slapped?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• How to get hit by a car
• Why do you want to get married?
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• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What I want from life
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
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• What do you want to see happen?
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
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• What do I call her?
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
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• Because I do not want to forget
• What do you see when you look up?
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• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I wanted to do it again
• How do you get there?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• What not to do in a car crash
• How Do You Want Me?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• do you want to know everything?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• What the hell do you want?
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• How do you become a geek?
• You, standing
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
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• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I Do Not Want This
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Till Death Us Do Part
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
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• Do you know what pain is?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Death Becomes Her
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I do not want to talk
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
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• Do you want a kitten?
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• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
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• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Do you still want your first universe?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Do Her
• we do not give what we want to take
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• How to install subwoofers in your car
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
• Do I want anything?
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Until death do us part
• Do Lobsters Cough and Other Things From the Days of Covid-19
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• I do not see her
• Do you really want to live forever?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Don't do that then!
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• What I really want to do is direct
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
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• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Ground rush
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• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• By my balls, I do swear.
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Where do babies come from?
• What time do you call this, then?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Do you want to live forever?
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What do you want?
• do not want
• Do you want to taste my memories?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• How do I become a Mason?
• Do Not Fire From Target Continuum
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Where do we go from here?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• I do not want to see the corpses that are surely on the bottom of the lake
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.

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