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- Swimming pool injury
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Do It or Die
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Do I stay or run away?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Put up or shut up
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- any way, shape or form
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- Do or do not, there is no try
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- You, standing
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- By hook or by crook
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Your place or mine?
- Is language innate or learned?
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
- Life in the American business world
- From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- How to herd people in public
- Screw vs. bolt
- Life, or something like it
- The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- RFC 2325
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Death or Glory
- She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Technological or Media Determinism
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- Is this the last four years or what?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- One lump or two?
- Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- To love and lose or not at all?
- Portland, Oregon Chinatown
- Temporary Insanity, or The Weekend Is Not Over Yet (document)
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
- Everything is fallen or otherwise
- At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
- DOS Devices
- Neanderthal race, or man
- TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
- Shit or Go Blind
- Art or vandalization?
- An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
- Man... or Astro-man?
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Pair or Single
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Soup first, or noodles first?
- hit or miss
- Potato or Parmentier Soup
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- This or that?
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Molecules with silly or unusual names
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- What is a sealed indictment? Or, the case of the missing third Duke lacrosse player.
- Treat... or a trick?
- As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
- Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
- Love, Lust or Loneliness?
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- Skate or Die
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
- Trick or treating for older kids
- To IRC or Not to IRC...
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Retina Soybean and/or Friends
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Vicar or Whatever (document)
- Self or Self-less?
- Catching a Parakeet in Midair, or On Parakeet Memory
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Root pig or die
- Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
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