Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- Craving a smoke
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Could a computer take the place of a child?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- B Battery
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Where kisses take us
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Ground rush
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- If it feels good, do it
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- A place where the sun never sets
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- Holy Orders
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Do you know where your children are?
- It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
- The place where you were undone
- A Protestant's view on pedophilia in the Catholic Church
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Now you do what they told ya
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- What do stars do? They shine.
- we do not give what we want to take
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- The best places to get your books
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- good reasons to get an education
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Where Are They Now?
- Holy Oils
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
- The place where there is no darkness
- The Ten Commandments revised
- This could take all night
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
- The goggles, they do nothing
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- They could have saved Kevin
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
- My kisses, they do not fade
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- Roman Catholic
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Where do you consider Home?
- What to do if you forget to take the pill
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- they gather between lifetimes where the water shines
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
- Where do we go from here?
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Roman Catholic Church
- it's good not to take a stand
- It was all I could do not to cry
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- How to get good in-flight service
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- Where do you draw the line?
- Do a good turn daily
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Good places to hide refugee children
- The Mass of the Roman Catholic Church
- Where do young men go to dissipate?
- It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- Take a moment to remember where you are
- when they take my blood
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
- Round The Moon: 3: Their Place of Shelter
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Catholic School, vicious as Roman rule
- In the darkness, where we could barely see
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Do you want to get slapped?
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- If I could do it all over again
- we could get lost in the fall
- Where I go when I masturbate
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Where did you get that hat?
- Navigating a crowd
- It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- ...And Isles Where Good Men Lie
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Where the stars do drown
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