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• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• You, standing
• Swimming pool injury
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Don't Drink the Water
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Eat shit or puke trying
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Drink eight glasses of water a day
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Ground rush
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Why dogs eat grass
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• the water will eat my heart
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• I may or may not have been naked
• Stable emulsion of oil in water, or easy salad dressings
• a six hour window
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• The mythology that defines you may also defile you
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Why onions make your eyes water
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Making the Movies IV Do the Players Drink Intoxicants in Motion Pictures?
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• Do Re Mi Drink
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• Do I stay or run away?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• How do you hear the water?
• Do I want anything?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Life in the American business world
• I don't believe in anything
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• odd or even
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• Drink Before the War
• Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
• The Hours Before the Night Count
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• You can do anything
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• I'd Do Anything
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Do muskrats eat ducks?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• Do It or Die
• Timex "water resistant" watches do not necessarily resist the Dead Sea
• Do not eat
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• Eat popcorn, drink coke
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• We Drink War Like Water
• Eat Drink Man Woman
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• A recursively enumerable set whose complement is also recursively enumerable is recursive
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything

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