Findings:
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I can do it myself
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- I myself am war
- I give myself
- My withdrawal into myself
- I Bind Unto Myself Today
- I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
- A Very Large House (category)
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- Far away piece of myself
- Watching Myself Grow Tired
- And then we'll invade Russia
- Fuck it, we'll do it live!
- Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
- I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
- I find myself here
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Since then, all I do
- Myself and Mine
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- what the fuck am I supposed to do?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- myself
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- a box which contains itself is infinitely large
- What time do you call this, then?
- I break myself down
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- If I could just watch myself burn
- the last time I surprised myself
- Don't do that then!
- Dancing With Myself
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- LOL AT MYSELF (user)
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Very Large Array
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- I am well. And you?
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- I am the very model of a newsgroup personality
- Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed.
- pukesick: notes to myself
- Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
- Finding myself easily read, I wait for the explict translation
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- not recognizing myself in the mirror
- I hide myself within my flower
- I punch myself often (user)
- I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
- You Enjoy Myself
- I take myself dancing
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I left myself at the Airport
- Slipping away from myself
- I Hate Myself
- I caught myself
- We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Thinking myself in circles
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- I hate myself and want to die
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I can only speak for myself
- plain fiction that i can write myself
- Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
- Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
- I can't stop torturing myself
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- Very large people painting very small miniatures
- The day I punched myself in the face
- Notes to Myself
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- Robot Do Well
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- i commit myself to the soft grass below!
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- I Touch Myself
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
- well then (user)
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- I hate myself right now
- audio editing
- I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
- Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- Not Myself
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
- Me, Myself and Irene
- If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- You use chopsticks very well
- Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
- I decided to kill myself
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- contradict
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- i love your mom very much yes i do
- Driving Myself Crazy
- talk myself down
- Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
- I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
- Talking to Myself
- I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If 0=1, then I am the Pope
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Song Of Myself
- I want to dissect myself
- I'm a stranger here myself
- Well, then, I hate Thee, unrighteous picture
- Why do we treat them so well?
- I try to see myself
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Only When I Lose Myself
- Dear God, I Hate Myself
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Solving a maze
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- I put away childish things, like myself
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- A letter to myself
- I Am Very Bothered
- What am I then, if not yours?
- A conversation I had with myself once
- myself (user)
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Rediscovering Myself (user)
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
- Do not speak. I am in music.
- Bones do not burn well
- I really really scared myself this evening
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