Findings:
- The best revenge
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- People want what they cannot have
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Revenge is a fish best served old
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Oh, the things we cannot have
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Living Well is the Best Revenge
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- Let them have Festivas
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- The best sky
- Best Actor
- Academy Awards: Best Visual Effects
- Buckleys Best Bitter
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Hatful of Rain: The Best Of Del Amitri
- Last Best Chance
- Richard and Judy Best Read of the Year
- Best way to sort in Java
- You cannot burn the a eastern
- You will see my face as I figure how to kill what I cannot catch
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- We're trying to have a baby
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- You stole what they would have given you
- Have Blue
- What pornos would have us believe
- It could have been me
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- I have made up a name for my disease
- Have you hugged a psychopath today?
- Montezuma's Revenge
- Queen Anne's Revenge
- Revenge is bad
- Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
- Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
- Best viewed with any browser
- Hope for the best
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Fingerfucking your best friend
- The Year's Best Fantasy and Horror
- Give your best lines away
- The one thing I cannot write
- I cannot find the right words to tell her this
- Have Blue (user)
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I have a dream
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
- Have You Ever Walked?
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- A reason to drink
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- just to have some human contact
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- What do I have of my mother's?
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The Hills Have Eyes
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I could have been one of a two
- I want to have known
- We have standards AND pants
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- I have too much to say
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Revenge of the 'Gator
- HMS Revenge
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
- You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
- The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
- What is best in life?
- best buddies
- Academy Awards: Best Costume Design
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- Brent Best
- Best Week Ever
- The Best Man
- Best of Friends
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I have lots of gay friends
- We have learned our lessons well
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Celebrities I have served
- I have one whole anus
- Why we have two ears
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- we have to talk
- I used to have so many dreams
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- 80's bands that have survived
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I believe you have my stapler
- We'll always have Paris
- sheet over eyes; ignoring the protesting dawn
- yars revenge (user)
- Jaws: The Revenge
- Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Degrees of Pornography
- In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Best Actress
- Academy Awards: Best Sound Editing
- Best spot to view the moon
- the best damned story ever written
- Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
- Goodbye Cruel World
- I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
- THE BEST (user)
- Cannot turn off your computer
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
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