• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• People want what they cannot have
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• Happiness is the best revenge!
• The best revenge
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Living Well is the Best Revenge
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Let them have Festivas
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Revenge is a fish best served old
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What I have learned from being fired
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• How long have you been in love with her?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• The Saw Mill River's Revenge
• Krispy's Revenge
• I eat them by the handful
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• I must show them the underbelly of the cloudbank
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• The best kind of tree
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Brent Best
• Best Week Ever
• Best Friends Forever
• Boy, you best pray that I bleed real soon
• Best Brussel Sprouts Eva
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have lost my power
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• based on events that may have happened
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You don't have any real problems
• have a cigar
• Revenge of the Nerds
• I've got your Appalachian Aftermath... RIGHT HERE.
• Revenge Parliament
• them
• People with programming languages named after them
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Seize Them!
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• best
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• Eggland's Best
• Best spot to view the moon
• the best damned story ever written
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• Goodbye Cruel World
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• Pidgey is the best Pokemon
• the best drawing
• Cannot turn off your computer
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You seek not what you have found
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Cats don't have brakes
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• the only comfort we could ever have
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• I might have, once.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• you have never been safe
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
• Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge
• Us and Them
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Don't write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Banting and Best
• The best thing since sliced bread
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• The best comeback ever
• Moms make the best lunches
• Being married to your best friend
• Best of Fellows
• chris best (user)
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick

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