The calendar of the discordians has 5 seasons, of 73 days each. Each week has 5 days. There are 5 Apostle holydays and 5 Season holydays, one per season. St. Tib's Day occurs once every 4 years.

Happily January 1 is the same day as Chaos 1, so one can easily map Julian dates to discordian dates. (1991 Julian = 3157 Discordian, the next St. Tibs Day is in 3158)

PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER
from GREGORIAN to POEE CALENDAR

Seasons

  1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
  2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
  3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
  4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
  5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

Days of the Week*

  1. Sweetmorn
  2. Boomtime
  3. Pungenday
  4. Prickle-Prickle
  5. Setting Orange
(* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange.)

HOLYDAYS
A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS                             B) SEASON HOLYDAYS
   1) Mungday                                      1) Chaoflux
   2) Mojoday                                      2) Discoflux
   3) Syaday                                       3) Confuflux
   4) Zaraday                                      4) Bureflux
   5) Maladay                                      5) Afflux
Each occurs on the 5th                          Each occurs on the 50th
day of the Season                               day of each Season
 
C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted
between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos. TIBMAS, on the
other hand, is celebrated on the 37th day of the Season of Confusion.
 
 
                    SM BT PD PP SO                          SM BT PD PP SO
                    -- -- -- -- --                         -- -- -- -- --
Jan  1  2  3  4  5   1  2  3  4  5 Chs Jul  5  6  7  8  9  40 41 42 43 44 Cfn
     6  7  8  9 10   6  7  8  9 10         10 11 12 13 14  45 46 47 48 49
    11 12 13 14 15  11 12 13 14 15         15 16 17 18 19  50 51 52 53 54
    16 17 18 19 20  16 17 18 19 20         20 21 22 23 24  55 56 57 58 59
    21 22 23 24 25  21 22 23 24 25         25 26 27 28 29  60 61 62 63 64
    26 27 28 29 30  26 27 28 29 30         30 31  1  2  3  65 66 67 68 69
    31  1  2  3  4  31 32 33 34 35     Aug  4  5  6  7  8  70 71 72 73  1 Bcy
Feb  5  6  7  8  9  36 37 38 39 40          9 10 11 12 13   2  3  4  5  6
    10 11 12 13 14  41 42 43 44 45         14 15 16 17 18   7  8  9 10 11
    15 16 17 18 19  46 47 48 49 50         19 20 21 22 23  12 13 14 15 16
    20 21 22 23 24  51 52 53 54 55         24 25 26 27 28  17 18 19 20 21
    25 26 27 28* 1  56 57 58 59 60         29 30 31  1  2  22 23 24 25 26
Mar  2  3  4  5  6  61 62 63 64 65     Sep  3  4  5  6  7  27 28 29 30 31
     7  8  9 10 11  66 67 68 69 70          8  9 10 11 12  32 33 34 35 36
    12 13 14 15 16  71 72 73  1  2 Dsc     13 14 15 16 17  37 38 39 40 41
    17 18 19 20 21   3  4  5  6  7         18 19 20 21 22  42 43 44 45 46
    22 23 24 25 26   8  9 10 11 12         23 24 25 26 27  47 48 49 50 51
    27 28 29 30 31  13 14 15 16 17         28 29 30  1  2  52 53 54 55 56
Apr  1  2  3  4  5  18 19 20 21 22     Oct  3  4  5  6  7  57 58 59 60 61
     6  7  8  9 10  23 24 25 26 27          8  9 10 11 12  62 63 64 65 66
    11 12 13 14 15  28 29 30 31 32         13 14 15 16 17  67 68 69 70 71
    16 17 18 19 20  33 34 35 36 37         18 19 20 21 22  72 73  1  2  3 Afm
    21 22 23 24 25  38 39 40 41 42         23 24 25 26 27   4  5  6  7  8
    26 27 28 29 30  43 44 45 46 47         28 29 30 31  1   9 10 11 12 13
May  1  2  3  4  5  48 49 50 51 52     Nov  2  3  4  5  6  14 15 16 17 18
     6  7  8  9 10  53 54 55 56 57          7  8  9 10 11  19 20 21 22 23
    11 12 13 14 15  58 59 60 61 62         12 13 14 15 16  24 25 26 27 28
    16 17 18 19 20  63 64 65 66 67         17 18 19 20 21  29 30 31 32 33
    21 22 23 24 25  68 69 70 71 72         22 23 24 25 26  34 35 36 37 38
    26 27 28 29 30  73  1  2  3  4 Cfn     27 28 29 30  1  39 40 41 42 43
    31  1  2  3  4   5  6  7  8  9     Dec  2  3  4  5  6  44 45 46 47 48
Jun  5  6  7  8  9  10 11 12 13 14          7  8  9 10 11  49 50 51 52 53
    10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19         12 13 14 15 16  54 55 56 57 58
    15 16 17 18 19  20 21 22 23 24         17 18 19 20 21  59 60 61 62 63
    20 21 22 23 24  25 26 27 28 29         22 23 24 25 26  64 65 66 67 68
    25 26 27 28 29  30 31 32 33 34         27 28 29 30 31  69 70 71 72 73
    30  1  2  3  4  35 36 37 38 39  (2024 = 3190) (Next Saint Tibs' Day in 3194)



Omnia Discordia
Principia Discordia - 00034

Today is Pungenday, the 10th day of Discord in the Year of our Lady of Discord 3186

 

People occasionally ask me about my religious beliefs, and in the list that I trot out is Discordianism. I've often said that if someone put a gun to my head and said "pick a religion", it'd be Judaism, because everything's laid out right there in writing for all to see. But in the background, in my hidden heart, I'd be Discordian. It's partly my anarchistic tendencies, partly for the culture jamming that goes along with Operation Mindfuck, possibly just my bloody-minded contrarianism. So I'm a Discordian socialist anarcho-syndicalist, Taoist-Buddist Pagan Jew (in other words, a Buddhist Taoist anarchistic paganistic Jewboy).

The Discordian date is a peculiarity, one of the odd things that has somehow become important to me. One of the sillier things I have on my computer is a little command line toy called ddate, which gives me the Date. Being the silly geek that I am, it's also displayed prominently on my desktop (which for added Geek Points, is of course Linux) via Conky. It makes me happy for a wide variety of reasons.

The fact that I've the Discordian date visible on my computer rather than the Jewish one tells me which is uppermost. It's a reminder to me that I tend to take myself too seriously. It's the reason I've come back to E2, as well. This place is still for me a surreal Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, an odd mix of opinions, journals, poetry and fact that is how I imagine the world's blog would look like.

Then there's the odd way that time works for me now. Years flee behind me like rats down a drainpipe, but each day is long and rich and turgid with possibility, and having an odd calendar also calls that to mind. Time is telescoping as I grow older, but when I was a child, time crawled by; summers were years long. I suspect that this is the Universe, toying with me. Possibly Eris herself, Goddess of Discord, plays this game with us mere humans. The carousel gets faster the longer you're on it.


I recall a poem I read as a child that encompassed the passing of time with time, in an anthology of children's verse. Quite a thing to have in a book of poems at the age of seven, mortality and existentialism, but it had an impact then and it does now.

When as a child I laughed and wept,
Time crept.
When as a youth I waxed more bold,
Time strolled.
When I became a full grown man,
Time ran.
When older still I daily grew,
Time flew.
Soon I shall find, in passing on,
Time gone.
O Christ! wilt Thou have saved me then?
Amen.

  —Henry Twells Time's Paces

Somewhere in storage I still have that book; one day I will despair of not having it in hand, and dig it out. But today is not that day. Today is for the golden apple that is the sun, and throwing myself headlong into country life, the Spring and the indulging of my inordinate fondness for beetles.

Hail, Eris!

 

Damnit, turgid is such a great word.


Post scriptum I should add a detail to clarify chaosdiscord's comment in the first writeup here: Saint Tibs' Day is an intercalary day added in the standard leap year; in other words, it's the 29th of February.



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