Findings:

• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• My first comet
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• Tell me a story about clouds
• tell me a story about lesbians
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Can We Talk About This?
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about rains
• The Man Who
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• A man's got to know his limitations
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Let's talk about that
• To a Wealthy Man who Promised a Second Subscription to the Dublin Municipal Gallery
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Sore throat cure
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Half-sour pickle
• The Man Who Saw the Flood
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Tell me a story about plains
• When night taught you to let light talk
• Mick Rock
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• So why talk about politics now
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Tell me a story about drains
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Could man be drunk for ever
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Blind man tying his shoes
• Man who invented half sour pickles (user)
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The man who refused to be King
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• Tell me about my contradictions
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Don't tell me about her
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Tell me about your faith
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• The Man Who Grew Young
• The Man Who Cried
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• The man who can fix anything
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Talk About the Passion
• The Man who Loved Islands
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The Man Who Sold the World
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Talk about the weather
• The Man Who Loved Jane Austen
• Dischord Recording Artists
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• the man who recognized bee faces
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• A man's home is his castle
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• The Man who Died
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• The man who broke Britain
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Tell me a story about cranes
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• O tell me the truth about love
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The bored who complain
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• The Man Who Counted

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