• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My first comet
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• The man who refused to be King
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Could man be drunk for ever
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Man who Loved Islands
• See a man about a horse
• The Man Who Grew Young
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• A man's got to know his limitations
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• tell me a story about really being undead
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell me a story about flowers
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• The Man who Died
• Tell me a story about rains
• The Man Who Cried
• The man who can fix anything
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Let's talk about that
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Tell me a story about clouds
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Blind man tying his shoes
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Have you ever made a just man?
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• the man who recognized bee faces
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• The man who broke Britain
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Dischord Recording Artists
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• Old man who lived by the crick
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• The Man Who Counted
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• So why talk about politics now
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Tell me a story about drains
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Tell me about your faith
• Can We Talk About This?
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Talk About the Passion
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Don't tell me about her
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• A man's home is his castle
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• The Man Who Sold A Ghost
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The bored who complain
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• O tell me the truth about love
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Talk about the weather
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Kissing a man all over his face
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• How Man creates his Gods
• The Man who Sold the Moon

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