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• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Call if you need me
• I still know what you did last summer
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• Call me Fish Meal
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• She approached me with some vague line
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• The Call from the Past
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Take me from home
• A collect call from god
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• let me know who you are now.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• fade out
• You know our love will not fade away
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• There are a million girls like me out there
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Using headphones as a microphone
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please, Call me Honky
• Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Notes from the Service Line
• you know me (user)
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• It's better to burn out than to fade away.
• Lick me out
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Memorable lines from computer games
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• What did you do for your mother today?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Far From Me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Don't call me Asian
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• far be it from me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• away from me
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• They Know Me
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• To those who know who they are
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• May those who are born after me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Here's my number, call me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• As a Libra I recoil from judgement calls
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Don't call me white
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• The calls are coming from inside the house!
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Street Spirit (Fade Out)
• Reading Between the Lines: Lessons from the SDMI Challenge
• me neither
• You know you want me, baby!
• Call Me Persephone
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• From the inside looking out
• Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• drop me a line (user)
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• Just call me fluffy
• listen()
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• I know what you did last summer
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Fighting the system from the inside out
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• those in the know
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• he calls me monster
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• The spiral line rising from my head represents my dizziness
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I know they are watching me
• I know why it isn't raining today.
• how to short out a phone line
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Call me Anna
• he calls me girly (user)
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• I know what you did in Texas
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!

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