• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• let me talk (user)
• You have no power over me
• who me (user)
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• May those who are born after me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• guy talk
• White guys who say "-izzle"
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• Did not arrive (no reason)
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• My Thermos talks to me
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Come Talk To Me
• No one touches me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• There is no real me
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• let me know who you are now.
• funny fat guy who dies
• Strangers talk to me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• No good reason whatsoever
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• several reasons why i still can't talk to my mother:
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• talk me (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Helping people cheat
• If No One Will Love Me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• tell me all your reasons
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• talk to me not the computer
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Smile at guys, for me
• A house of laughing for no reason
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Talk to me
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• I wish you would talk to me
• No rhyme or reason
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Guys who wear skirts
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• No Weed for Me
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Reason/Reaction
• The Devil made me do it
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Me representing William Borah
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• All of Me
• Defect of reason
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Talk Talk
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Talk radio
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• cross talk
• Word Me!
• talk down
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• real talk (user)
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Without Me
• That punker chick who saved my life
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Who shaves the barber?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Don't send me roses
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• m.e. (user)
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Count to Pi for me.
• Artichoke dip
• Can You Take Me Back
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• capture me with grace
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• show me (user)
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching

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