Where did I put that?
Somewhere near Depressing but probably true rules of life I got lost in:
Prince Henry the Navigator quantum physics The "running from the explosion" scene Gremlins are Asian people I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity bed I am letting myself down so you don't have to Gödel's theorem prairie dog Why matter cannot reach the speed of light Loud pipes save lives Leaving town forever Finite state machine Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers! Sunday Morning Sidewalks lovely Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game The League of Gentlemen religion Why it is so hard to be yourself Star Trek Economy LPPR: Hate-crime laws are anti-minority trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps Bell Labs That'll be $8.75 Fade incarnadine Universal TUN/TAP driver Boiling dildos Marvin the Paranoid Android January 17, 2006 Eratosthenes' Sieve Juliet Forethought date The Ten Rules of Health Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man Constitution Toilet tissue causes driver distraction life Fight Club Prozac Videogame Music Archive White Rabbit quantum gravity There is no spoon Swap and Dannye's Camping Trip Aspects of American theology that may be new to you Euler creationism yogurt Homestuck Things Never to say to your kids how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs Grand Unified Theory Star Wars as an allegory of coming to terms with homosexuality you, the marionette Dutch oven 9th Amendment I'm embarrassed that I know this The perfect guy false consciousness A modem is better than nothing The moment you realize you can't be good at everything Teaching Salad Cream How to move something faster than the speed of light friend Jeff Goldblum The Fat Lady Sings The Joshua Tree Someone call the waaaambulance voyeur Thermodynamics Tom Bombadil Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter. When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons A boy and his plant body fat Typography in an industrial age panda buff hindsight Dazed and Confused Stoicism Don't waste water I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid Neopets fandom Spider goat The Flood I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid Mafia lather, rinse, repeat time Public Transportation telemarketing Ninth Amendment guitar total perspective vortex women School is for stupid people Things to do to salvage a shitty day chick Prince of Persia: Warrior Within English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right. Napster MathCounts Paddles Gone with the Wind mofo Dissertation defense Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others Stacks of coins kick ass epistemology Universe Stupidity On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep baseball Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery Death shameless human baby steak Consciousness as a pathological function Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left? The Spring Pond Beavers