It used to be full of stars, but now I'm full of scars.
Somewhere near Depressing but probably true rules of life I got lost in:
baseball women I am letting myself down so you don't have to HomestuckDon't waste water There is no spoon Stoicism Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers! Boiling dildos Dazed and Confused When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School The Joshua Tree Things Never to say to your kids Mafia Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game The Fat Lady SingsThings to do to salvage a shitty day mofo quantum physics The Spring Pond Beavers Teaching trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps The League of Gentlemen English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right. total perspective vortex Tom Bombadil LPPR: Hate-crime laws are anti-minority Stacks of coins Euler MathCounts Prince Henry the Navigator How to move something faster than the speed of light I'm embarrassed that I know this Universal TUN/TAP driver fandom Videogame Music Archive lather, rinse, repeat Someone call the waaaambulance false consciousness guitar voyeur Star Trek Economy School is for stupid people Typography in an industrial age creationism Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others chick A modem is better than nothing prairie dog Fight Club Dutch oven Forethought Swap and Dannye's Camping Trip Spider goat The moment you realize you can't be good at everything Public Transportation Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left? kick ass Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery date White Rabbit On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep The "running from the explosion" scene The Ten Rules of Health Sunday Morning Sidewalks Bell Labs Toilet tissue causes driver distraction Why it is so hard to be yourself Jeff Goldblum Why matter cannot reach the speed of light you, the marionette Grand Unified Theory Paddles Ninth Amendment Gone with the Wind I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid The perfect guy buff Napster Death Gödel's theorem Loud pipes save lives life Star Wars as an allegory of coming to terms with homosexuality Fade The Flood Universe Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter. January 17, 2006 Leaving town forever panda friend body fat incarnadine Gremlins are Asian people shameless That'll be $8.75 Prozac Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Salad Cream time Marvin the Paranoid Android human baby steak A boy and his plant Finite state machine Eratosthenes' Sieve Consciousness as a pathological function religion I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity telemarketing Neopets Juliet lovely Dissertation defense epistemology bedThermodynamics how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man Aspects of American theology that may be new to you Stupidity yogurt hindsight Constitution 9th Amendment quantum gravity