It used to be full of stars, but now I'm full of scars.
Somewhere near Depressing but probably true rules of life I got lost in:
Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Sunday Morning Sidewalks I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid The Joshua Tree School is for stupid people Constitution That'll be $8.75 human baby steak Public Transportation Marvin the Paranoid Android Finite state machine yogurt Eratosthenes' SieveDissertation defense quantum physics Gremlins are Asian people women Prozac Typography in an industrial age Stoicism Things to do to salvage a shitty day total perspective vortex Gone with the Wind Paddles Universe MathCounts A modem is better than nothing The perfect guy LPPR: Hate-crime laws are anti-minority 9th Amendment Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers! Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left? hindsight prairie dog creationism Aspects of American theology that may be new to you Ninth Amendment Salad Cream Stupidity Toilet tissue causes driver distraction time body fat Euler Consciousness as a pathological function Prince Henry the Navigator lovely Death The Ten Rules of Health false consciousness Things Never to say to your kids fandom Fade Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others epistemology buff quantum gravity Napster I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid I am letting myself down so you don't have to When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons Thermodynamics guitar The Spring Pond Beavers Grand Unified Theory English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right. On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep shameless trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps Forethought Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery Juliet Teaching Boiling dildos Dutch oven how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs The League of Gentlemen friend Homestuck A boy and his plant Don't waste water January 17, 2006 Gödel's theorem I'm embarrassed that I know this religion lather, rinse, repeat Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game Neopets The Fat Lady Sings panda How to move something faster than the speed of light Spider goat Loud pipes save lives The moment you realize you can't be good at everything incarnadine Fight Club Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter. Universal TUN/TAP driver Jeff Goldblum Dazed and Confused Stacks of coins baseball The Flood mofo White Rabbit I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School Videogame Music Archive Star Trek Economy Why it is so hard to be yourself you, the marionette date Swap and Dannye's Camping Trip telemarketing The "running from the explosion" scene Leaving town forever Star Wars as an allegory of coming to terms with homosexuality There is no spoon Someone call the waaaambulance life Tom Bombadil Mafia chick voyeur Bell Labs kick ass bed Why matter cannot reach the speed of light