Where did I put that?
Somewhere near Depressing but probably true rules of life I got lost in:
Jeff Goldblum date lather, rinse, repeat hindsight Things Never to say to your kids On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep I'm embarrassed that I know this Prince Henry the Navigator epistemology January 17, 2006 telemarketingI Dislike the D&D Kids at My School Bell Labs Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others Videogame Music Archive Gone with the Wind Why it is so hard to be yourself Prozac LPPR: Hate-crime laws are anti-minority Ninth Amendment Teaching A modem is better than nothing Death Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game Neopets Stoicism Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter. Fade That'll be $8.75 Leaving town forever Don't waste water human baby steak Fight Club Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid friend Typography in an industrial age guitar I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid 9th Amendment Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left? MathCounts Marvin the Paranoid Android buff religion Boiling dildos baseball Someone call the waaaambulance voyeur Why matter cannot reach the speed of light Dazed and Confused Constitution The Spring Pond Beavers Stupidity Loud pipes save lives Salad Cream yogurt Eratosthenes' Sieve Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers! bed Consciousness as a pathological function total perspective vortex Swap and Dannye's Camping Trip quantum physics Stacks of coinsNapster panda Euler Sunday Morning Sidewalks I am letting myself down so you don't have to Juliet chick Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery Prince of Persia: Warrior Within life false consciousness Universal TUN/TAP driver Toilet tissue causes driver distraction shameless how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs kick ass Spider goat incarnadine White Rabbit Finite state machine Paddles time lovely English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right. The League of Gentlemen I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity Thermodynamics There is no spoon prairie dog Grand Unified Theory Forethought Universe fandom A boy and his plant Tom Bombadil Aspects of American theology that may be new to you creationism Dutch oven The moment you realize you can't be good at everything mofo The "running from the explosion" scene Mafia When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons Gremlins are Asian people The perfect guy quantum gravity Star Trek Economy The Ten Rules of Health Gödel's theorem Dissertation defense women body fat Star Wars as an allegory of coming to terms with homosexuality The Fat Lady Sings The Flood Things to do to salvage a shitty day School is for stupid people Public Transportation you, the marionette trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps The Joshua Tree How to move something faster than the speed of light