It used to be full of stars, but now I'm full of scars.
Somewhere near Depressing but probably true rules of life I got lost in:
epistemology Aspects of American theology that may be new to you The League of Gentlemen friend Typography in an industrial age baseball Salad Cream Grand Unified Theory The moment you realize you can't be good at everything Spider goat quantum physics There is no spoon The Spring Pond Beavers Don't waste water MathCounts Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man A modem is better than nothing lather, rinse, repeat Stacks of coins shameless chick Gödel's theorem telemarketing false consciousness I'm embarrassed that I know this prairie dog The "running from the explosion" scene Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter. School is for stupid people religion trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps life human baby steak date Thermodynamics Public Transportation Prince Henry the Navigator mofo Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery Finite state machine Bell Labs Universe Constitution fandom bed total perspective vortexLPPR: Hate-crime laws are anti-minority Leaving town forever Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others Fade I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity Mafia Marvin the Paranoid Android creationism guitar The Fat Lady Sings English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right. Dissertation defense Star Wars as an allegory of coming to terms with homosexuality time Prozac you, the marionette I am letting myself down so you don't have to Ninth Amendment Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left? Someone call the waaaambulanceStupidity kick ass Why it is so hard to be yourself Eratosthenes' Sieve Star Trek Economy body fat Gremlins are Asian people Things to do to salvage a shitty day Neopets Fight Club I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid Napster Juliet I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School Things Never to say to your kids Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers! When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons The Flood Videogame Music Archive Dazed and Confused Sunday Morning Sidewalks Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Jeff Goldblum Forethought Tom Bombadil That'll be $8.75 Universal TUN/TAP driver Dutch oven I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid buff Stoicism women January 17, 2006 How to move something faster than the speed of light On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep Euler The Ten Rules of Health Why matter cannot reach the speed of light Boiling dildos Loud pipes save lives 9th Amendment Toilet tissue causes driver distraction The Joshua Tree White Rabbit Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game Swap and Dannye's Camping Trip The perfect guy A boy and his plant Consciousness as a pathological function Death incarnadine how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs Homestuck panda Gone with the Wind voyeur hindsight Teaching yogurt lovely Paddles quantum gravity