It used to be full of stars, but now I'm full of scars.
Somewhere near Depressing but probably true rules of life I got lost in:
The "running from the explosion" scene Neopets epistemology Salad Cream Things Never to say to your kids There is no spoon Tom BombadilYour radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others fandom friend Mafia Teaching Aspects of American theology that may be new to you That'll be $8.75 religion Star Trek Economy Marvin the Paranoid AndroidLPPR: Hate-crime laws are anti-minority Prince of Persia: Warrior Within voyeur Swap and Dannye's Camping Trip January 17, 2006 Stupidity Fade Eratosthenes' Sieve Sunday Morning Sidewalks quantum gravity Dutch oven The perfect guy chick guitar I am letting myself down so you don't have to Videogame Music Archive Gremlins are Asian people Dazed and Confused Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers! The Fat Lady Sings life How to move something faster than the speed of light you, the marionette yogurt women Someone call the waaaambulance Ninth Amendment quantum physics Loud pipes save lives Jeff Goldblum Bell Labs Fight Club Constitution incarnadine Public Transportation Consciousness as a pathological function Stacks of coins Finite state machine Why it is so hard to be yourself Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery prairie dog I'm embarrassed that I know this false consciousness I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupidbody fat A modem is better than nothing Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter. The Joshua Tree The League of Gentlemen Why matter cannot reach the speed of light baseball lovely Thermodynamics Spider goat Universal TUN/TAP driver Paddles shameless The Spring Pond Beavers White Rabbit telemarketing When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right. Euler Gone with the Wind human baby steak A boy and his plant hindsight buff I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity Napster mofo time Homestuck lather, rinse, repeat Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man Death Dissertation defense date Typography in an industrial age The Flood panda Don't waste water Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left? bed Boiling dildos Stoicism Gödel's theorem creationism Universe On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep MathCounts kick ass Toilet tissue causes driver distraction how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs 9th Amendment The moment you realize you can't be good at everything I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid School is for stupid people Leaving town forever total perspective vortex Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game Juliet Prozac Star Wars as an allegory of coming to terms with homosexuality Grand Unified Theory The Ten Rules of Health trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps Prince Henry the Navigator Things to do to salvage a shitty day Forethought