Deejah
- user since
- Mon Oct 18 2004 at 12:37:12 (3.9 years ago )
- last seen
- Mon Sep 1 2008 at 13:06:19 (3.7 days ago )
- level / experience
- 1 (Initiate) / -126
- mission drive within everything
- Breaking things.
- specialties
- Drivelling
- school/company
- Just your average high school student.
- motto
- I sing because I care. In a world where noone dies, the suicide rate will be 100 percent
We don't need no education.
You Fail At Life.
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User Bookmarks:
- Welcome to Everything
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- Dihydrogen Monoxide
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
- THE LOUD NODE
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed (idea)
- Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
- Block Stacking Theory
- Everything Statistics
- Realize your connection with the Infinite
- Nate's Pseudo-Wisdoms
- The future like a corpse in snow
- History of Techno (idea)
- Favorite Everything quotes
- The entire point of being an adult
- The Evil Overlord list
- Summertime Bones
- Selected Ambient Works II (idea)
- Things people put up their butts
- Tits on a keyboard
- Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few (idea)
- Middle school and High school social oppression
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
- Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
- Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo
- Duck, Duck, Moo
- Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- RimRod Goes To McDonald's
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
- What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about (thing)
- Survivor2 (fiction)
- Oh, oh, look at my redeeming honesty
- Nothing Found
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane (idea)
- My most depressing and most inspiring moment in teaching
- Only child: Downside
- Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends (idea)
- Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
- Fucked up Facts from History
- punch thyself
- Two dogs (idea)
- Dream Log: August 31, 2000 (idea)
- 999,999,999,999,999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
- Golden Trinkets
- There is no nodegel!
- Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- Everything: In the Beginning
- My withdrawal into myself
- Fezisms Generator
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy (idea)
- sex (idea)
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- Lee Stories
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- vibrator shopping (idea)
- A classic Zen tale (idea)
- Information War is coming: whose side are you on? (person)
- Touch the Puppy (idea)
- 1600 SAT (thing)
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- People who claim to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling (idea)
- Depressing but probably true rules of life (idea)
- The Infamous Bell Tower Prank of 1996
- Eric Cartman (person)
- Butterfinger McFlurry
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less? (thing)
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Revel in your nature as a chemical reaction (idea)
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- My correspondence with the Westboro Baptist Church (thing)
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- An alliterative allegory of Arthur Alphons (idea)
- Playing rough on the bed (idea)
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- They'll find their own lightning (idea)
- What's in it for me? (idea)
- Dangerous Ideas (idea)
- The two-hour hug
- Mama Passion (idea)
- Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
- Findings:
- Can you spare some change? (idea)
- I hate Minnesota Nazis (idea)
- Brief email with msgs from sensei, August 24th, 2001
- You don't need a reason to cry (idea)
- SwedishWhore
- September 25, 2001 (idea)
- The idiot free zone (idea)
- "dannye": Absurd Liberal Myth
- September 11, 2001 - III (place)
- Dancers at the End of Time (thing)
- In front of God and everyone (idea)
- Proof that all odd numbers are prime
- Spirited Away
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry. (idea)
- The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors. (idea)
- As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet (idea)
- Mixed Euphoria
- E2 Sperm Counter
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant (idea)
- Celebrity knock knock jokes
- Cut and paste writeups (idea)
- E2 is unfriendly to new noders (idea)
- I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
- The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation (idea)
- TheBooBooKitty confesses: my life as a teenage whore named Susan
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar
- Helping your kid brother die
- September 11, 2002 (idea)
- Family Matters (person)
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version)
- January 10, 2003 (person)
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel (idea)
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist (idea)
- Chain letter email (thing)
- Hermann Goering on unpopular wars (idea)
- How to destroy the Earth
- Asperger's syndrome (thing)
- August 12, 2003 (idea)
- For children as yet unable to talk (idea)
- E2 Nutrition Facts
- We were never really friends (fiction)
- October 23, 2003 (person)
- Why there is no moloch13
- Sontra
- How to build a maze for your cat (thing)
- I am a pot roast
- April 28, 2004 (idea)
- Shoot! Who'd I bang?
- Cannibal Holocaust (review)
- Editor Log: January 2005
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- It was a Dork and Starmly Night (thing)
- October 25, 2004 (idea)
- How Jenna Jameson Saved Christmas
- A good kid
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly (person)
- Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
- self absorption
- February 13, 2005 (idea)
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Vegemite (thing)
- Freedom Tunnel (place)
- Essay on Silence (idea)
- vivaldi
- August 24, 2005 (thing)
- I was a teenage Overlord (fiction)
- WWII - Online Gaming Style
- How Sarah saved New York
- September 29, 2005 (personal)
- What my mother taught me (person)
- Don't ask don't tell (idea)
- October 21, 2005 (idea)
- Shub-Internet (idea)
- The manifesto of man
- November 9, 2005 (thing)
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- December 14, 2005 (idea)
- January 24, 2006 (person)
- HateQuest 2006
- HateQuest 2006 (idea)
- February 9, 2006 (idea)
- A jaundiced look at Everything2 Kansas